I wonder if beyonce has a booking agent or just wakes up fully dressed and says ‘I will sing tonight’ to a terrified assistant
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
goodbye friends i am gone and I AM TAKING EVERYTHING WITH ME
Now I know.
boys…i have a hint 4 u: black skinny jeans
And plaid shirts with rolled up sleeves
things prettier than zayn malik:
- zayn malik with japan hair