I AM HERE FOR EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS.
It is a testament to this website that I immediately thought she had shorn off his ass with a sword and not that she had stolen his treasure
When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS
no thank you
HE JUST TURNED INTO A SEX GOD IN 0.0009 SECONDS
HARRY WAS GONNA PUT IT ON HIS OWN HEAD
BUT THEN HE DECIDED IT WOULD BE CUTER ON LOUIS
i love how tumblr is like personally offended by 50 shades of grey
"What’s your favorite album, or book?" "I really like Metamorphosis, I think it says a lot about the human condition and psyche." "Yeah I love Franz Kafka." "Oh no, I was talking about Hilary Duff’s debut album."
i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:
- asking someone to be patient
- confirmation that the zoo heist was a success
honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.